The Novella I Wrote on a Train while Escaping Cat Pee

We've spent the last 3 weeks at a house-sitting gig in northern Switzerland. While we knew we would be caring for a Mama cat and her 3 week old kittens, we were not told about the Tom cat that pees on everything. We call this place Cat Piss House. Yes, even in front of the children. 21 days of living with the incessant smell of cat pee will do that to you.